I’ve been wanting to post this for a while, but I’ve been kept out of being productive due to a couple things. However, for the moment, I’m feeling back to normal, and ready to get back to being my usual productive self.
We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of Forever Cinematic, and I want to thank everyone who has followed the blog since September, 2011. For this, I want to get reviews of some of my very favorite movies out such as the Michael Mann 1986 film Manhunter, which inspired my own short film Dead of Night (which has recently been re-released on Special Edition DVD and Amazon Instant Video). I also hope to have my review written up for the original Star Wars. I’m very anxious to finish off my reviews of the saga before the end of the year. The prequels were a very arduous task, and I couldn’t be happier that they are history, now. So, I get to focus on celebrating the positives in the saga soon. I also plan on writing a peculiar review of the 1987 movie Masters of the Universe. A childhood favorite that has been lambasted over the years, but I’ll detail my positive marks about the film much like I did in my review of Highlander II: The Quickening. If for nothing else, He-Man is my second favorite superhero right behind Batman.
Beyond that, since I still have a backlog of reviews to update from the old Forever Horror website, I have decided to release one new horror movie review every day in October to bolster the Halloween spirit. This will be dubbed “Forever Horror Month.” I am polishing up many of those old reviews, and I will be writing up brand new ones that will range the full spectrum of good to terrible. So, it won’t be a full-on horror love fest, but there will be plenty of balance to keep the onslaught of reviews interesting. If I build up enough reviews, I may do multiple reviews from a single franchise on one day such as Phantasm, Hellraiser, or Halloween. I will finish out my reviews on the Friday the 13th franchise as well. The second week in October will be a full-on “Vampire” theme week, and I am already seeking out some films I have not seen before including some classic Dracula movies starring Christopher Lee and Frank Langella.
I enjoyed the more than ten years I was a webmaster at Forever Horror, and while the site has faded to an old memory, I feel this is a strong way to pay tribute to it. For most of those years, it was just me running the website, but for my friend and site creator Joey Benedetto and the short term movie reviews staff I had, I want the spirit of Forever Horror to live vibrantly one last time.
Because of my love of movies and being an independent filmmaker myself, I highly enjoy writing these reviews and sharing my love and opinions with all of you. Maybe these reviews have helped you to check out some films you’ve never seen, or have rekindled your love for something you haven’t seen in a long time. Maybe you’ve just been able to see the other side of the argument over whether a movie is good or bad. We all seek out like-minded opinions, but if we all had the same opinion on everything, it would be a very dull world. So, thank you for your interest and support.
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It has been not the best summer of movies for me. Aside from two nice surprises, most of what I’ve seen has ranged from average popcorn fare to crap I want to avoid like the plague. So, after the last few films I saw being well within that low end of the spectrum, I am so glad that many of the world’s greatest action heroes have come along to salvage the end of my summer movie season! While The Expendables 2 has some factors that keep it from matching the original, overall this is just a big, fun action flick that is what summer movies are supposed to be about.
After taking a seemingly simple job for Mr. Church (Bruce Willis), the Expendables find their plans going awry after encountering sadistic rival mercenary Jean Vilain (Jean-Claude Van Damme). The Expendables set out – with help from Maggie (Yu Nan) – to seek revenge in hostile territory, where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc in an attempt to shut down an unexpected threat – five tons of weapons-grade plutonium which is more than enough to change the balance of power in the world. However, that’s nothing compared to the justice they intend to serve against the villainous adversary they seek revenge from.
Now, the only thing I felt held this film back was just it’s 102 minute run time. If this had been a solid two hour film, I think it would’ve had the time to beef up a few aspects. Jean-Claude Van Damme makes for one massively awesome villain. He easily and deeply sinks his teeth into the role, and his vicious physicality sells so much of the character’s vile ferocity. Van Damme plays the material with a lot of zeal and charisma. You can clearly see there’s a lot of potential substance to Vilain, but the film doesn’t give the character much screentime or material to develop the richness Van Damme puts into the role. We get just enough to sell his status as a villain, but not enough to really build up his threat level. Partly because of this, the climax seems to come a little too quickly. I had hoped for some more momentum to build up in the film before the full-on firestorm rained down. In the first film, the villains were given ample screentime to develop fully, and they were tied deeper into the plot. Both films have generally the same runtime, but the first film just seemed to make more of the time it had.
On the upswing, the entire cast seems like they were having a wonderful time shooting this movie. Stallone has plenty of great chemistry with everyone, but I think the best material is between him and Statham. Barney Ross and Lee Christmas just feel like such good, long time friends who can constantly take light-hearted jabs at one another, and are totally in sync when it’s time to throw down. It’s a great, inspired pairing that brings so much levity to the film. It really makes it a fun ride. Action-wise, Jason Statham continues to shine with several knife fight scenes which are brilliantly executed and choreographed. Nice touches are maintained with his character as they keep alive the relationship between Lee and Lacy, portrayed by the lively Charisma Carpenter. Unfortunately, Jet Li departs the film after the opening action sequence, but he’s still given his moment to shine. Chuck Norris’ role of Booker is full of fun humor that plays up the exaggerated internet humor of Norris’ superhuman feats. It’s very well done. The only negative mark with Norris is that he only ever fires a gun. There is no martial arts action from his limited appearance in the film. He doesn’t have anything more than an ancillary action role. He shows up in two action sequences, and has a nice departure at the film’s end. Sure, the script didn’t require his character to be there, but he does add to the fun of the movie.
While Stallone stepped down from the director’s seat, he remained as co-screenwriter, and you can still see his talent there. The first film had its fine touches of emotional depth, and we are treated to some of the same here. We get a fine amount of substance from Billy that Liam Hemsworth does a perfect job with, and really makes an impact upon the film. He seemed like a very solid addition to the team, and proves his worth opposite some heavyweight talents here. Barney Ross has more forefront time in this movie as he develops a solid relationship with Yu Nan’s Maggie Chen. He has his soul bearing moments with Maggie that bring a lot of dramatic and emotional strength to this very testosterone pumping movie. Yu Nan does an excellent, charming job showing both a compassionate, insightful side and being a more than capable fighter. She has plenty of physicality to offer in the action sequences beyond just gunplay that is very impressive. I think it was a very excellent idea introducing her character into the mix. Surely, it offers up something a little more for the women in the audience to connect with, but in general, it’s good storytelling and screenwriting. Barney is able to open up about certain things that can only be inquired of by an outsider, a character that is learning more about him along with us. I liked Maggie right from the start. She’s smart, cunning, humorous, and clearly doesn’t shy away from danger. She’s exactly on the same level as the rest of the team, and more than proves her worth to them time and again. I would love seeing more of her in The Expendables 3.
Lundgren, Crews, and Couture continue to be entertaining and ass kicking. Dolph definitely has been given a great, amusing character that everyone plays well off of. Bruce Willis is absolutely great as Mr. Church. He’s another actor who could play one hell of a magnificent villain when given the chance, but he eventually fights side-by-side with the good guys giving him the opportunity for some funny quips. Him and Schwarzenegger exchange their signature catch phrases late in the film, and it’s a total riot hearing them throw each other’s own lines back at one another. Arnold has never had a problem embracing the self-referential humor of his iconic characters, as evident by Last Action Hero. He’s having the time of his life here playing off of Bruce, Sly, and even Dolph. It’s pure fun watching Arnold in this movie. He kicks a lot of major ass, and gives us plenty of that classic charming Arnold humor we’ve all loved for decades now. It really comes down to the fact that these are all guys who love action cinema, and are making these movies as a real, honest love letter to the genre’s fans. The Expendables showed us exactly what we had been missing in the action genre for so long, and this sequel continues on that great, vibrant, explosive trend of entertainment! Everybody gives it their all in these movies!
And OH YEAH! You will get your fill of amazing action here! Director Simon West shows he’s still got the chops he put on display back with Con Air. However, this cranks up the volume and brutality further than he’s ever done before, and you’re damn right there’s blood! This is a hard R rated action movie that doesn’t hold back. Right from the start, we get slam bang, smart, innovative action that delivers on every level. It’s fiery, loud, adrenalin fueled, and just flat out fun! You see these guys at the start charging in to storm of the stronghold, and you know you’re in for a bad ass thrill ride! They pull out the big guns, the large caliber ammunition here all the way through! Stallone, Statham, Li, and Van Damme show off their physical abilities greatly in various action sequences. However, nothing beats out the climax of Stallone and Van Damme throwing down. You’ve got the brute force of Barney Ross combating the vicious martial arts expertise of Vilain, and they are true hardcore heavyweights. Stuff that would take down the average person in an action movie doesn’t even take these guys off their feet. Getting busted up with a chain, hurled across the room into a metal gate, and just plain visceral brutality is something both men are able to take and more. This is one of hell of an awesome climax that is worth the price of admission alone. The build up to it by Van Damme is wicked. He thrives so much in this role in this scene that it punctuates wanting to have seen a lot more of Vilain throughout the movie. Jean-Claude is clearly loving this character so much, and he puts every charismatic ounce of enthusiasm on display. I think it’s a brilliant and amazing villainous performance.
The cinematography of Shelly Johnson is rock solid. He also lensed Captain America: The First Avenger, and shows just as sharp of an eye for action here. Every shot maintains a sense of action geography to know who is doing what, where they’re doing, and who they’re doing it to. It fully puts the fiery, explosive, bloody action on excellent display for an audience to indulge in completely. The editing of Todd E. Miller never embraces rapid fire cutting. He lets the action play out competently and smartly. There’s great action choreography to behold throughout the film, and both Miller and Johnson want you to see all of it. These are some smart and highly capable filmmaking talents here that know the mechanics of a great action film.
The story is your straight forward revenge plot, but it is handled well. Again, it would’ve been nice to have more develop between the heroes and villains. Maybe have Vilain just slip through their fingers at some point, and thus, further fueling their hunger for revenge. They get so close, but he gains the upper hand, almost laughing at them as he escapes. I think something like that could’ve increased the film’s momentum towards the climax. Between the time they first encounter Vilain and corner him at the airport for the film’s climax, they don’t come close to encountering one another, and that’s roughly an hour apart. So, we never really get much of that adversarial conflict boiling up between Barney and Vilain, but Stallone and Van Damme surely hold none of that back when they do finally clash. The film might indulge itself too much with its start studded cast at the expense of a meatier plot, but it never sacrifices entertainment value at any point whatsoever.
Ultimately, what you expect is exactly what you get with The Expendables 2. There is no film this summer that has had action anywhere near as huge as what this film offers. Plain and simple, this is pure bonafide FUN! With a collection of some of the greatest action heroes alive today, you really cannot go wrong here. With the names that are being thrown around for a third film, I’m very intrigued at what more these filmmakers are looking to pull off. A return of Mickey Rourke would be awesome as well. This franchise is all about rekindling the best aspects of the classic big summer action movie, and as long as Stallone is creatively involved I think we’ll continue to get our money’s worth. I don’t think this film lost anything with Simon West in the director’s chair, and I would easily welcome him back if he’s invited. If your summer movie experience has let you down at all, do yourself a real favor, and indulge in the action-packed fun of this movie. While I don’t think it’s quite as good as the first film, it’s exponentially better than the vast majority of action films released today.
As I have mentioned in several of my reviews here, I am an independent filmmaker. From before I even was one, I was watching ultra low or even no budget filmmakers develop their talent aspiring for the day I would become one of them. Now, as one, I truly enjoy supporting and promoting other independent filmmakers. One I have become a great fan of in recent times is Brad Jones. Some may know him as a comedic internet personality with characters like The Cinema Snob, 80’s Dan, or Kung Tai Ted, but he’s been an exploitation independent filmmaker for far longer. Being a filmmaker who has grabbed inspirations from Michael Mann works like Thief, Manhunter, Miami Vice, Heat, and Collateral, I have really enjoyed the sleazy, sordid crime stories Brad Jones has told in feature films like Midnight Heat and The Hooker With A Heart of Gold. However, in 2011 came a haunting thriller written by Brad Jones and directed by Ryan Mitchelle titled Paranoia. It’s a definite shift in tone from what Brad Jones has given his fans in the past, but in my view, it’s still just as solid and satisfying only now, with Mitchelle’s help, has the technical quality to give his work a more professional polish and sheen. The results are great!
A serial killer is terrorizing a small town. Mark Bishop (Brad Jones) has just killed an intruder (Brian Irving) that attacked him in his home. Mark’s not sure if this was the real serial killer, but on the night where his wife has finally left him, he is certain he doesn’t want the attention. Mark needs to get rid of the body and avoid the authorities, but Mark can’t shake the feeling that the real killer is still out there. As his peculiar, tiresome night unfolds, further unusual and violent circumstances impact him and the people he encounters towards unexpected ends.
As I have watched more and more of Brad’s films, I have become increasingly impressed with not only his screenwriting talents, but the strength of his acting. While most likely know him from his comedy work on his website, most of his films put him in very dramatic roles. Paranoia is probably the most straightly dramatic, yet. Mark Bishop is a very down and out man who I could feel for right from the start. His life is starting to spiral out of control, and all he wants is for one thing to go right. The film continually allows the audience to feel empathy for him as he bares his soul every so often. He’s already a rather sad guy to begin with that just falls into one bad situation after another, and one can’t help but feel sorry for Mark Bishop. Brad Jones shows a wide range of realistic emotions and inner turmoil in this role. From the fearful urgency to the contemptuous conviction to the somber and cynical to the embittered, lonely man, he gives the character a strong, sympathetic depth. He carries the film with a weight and ease.
The supporting cast is generally quite good. Brian Lewis has a very genuine, endearing charm as Officer Randy who encounters Mark Bishop early on, and later, is shown to have an affection for the waitress Claire. In that role, Jillian Zurawski gives a heartfelt and vulnerable performance. Claire is sweet, but is clearly a little on edge being all alone in this restaurant late at night with a killer on the loose. You can definitely feel for this isolated young woman who starts out trying to cheer up the tired and jaded Mark Bishop, but is subjected to more of Mark’s ill fortunes through an armed robbery gone awry. Sarah Lewis has been increasingly excellent in all of Brad Jones’ movies, and she has a solid outing here as Marissa Bishop, Mark’s wife. There’s that tired sadness and heartbreak in her performance conveying just how strained the Bishop marriage has become, and that really carries through with Mark’s emotional state after her departure. Brian Irving is fairly alright. He plays the intimidating aspects of Carl Stowers effectively, but the more humanistic scenes in the climax feel rather monotone. A little more heart and soul in the delivery of lines could’ve added a lot weight to his words. It’s not remotely a bad performance, but I feel it could’ve been pushed towards a place of more emotional depth. Considering Irving took on the role about an hour before they shot those scenes, it’s forgivable that the performance lacks some of those qualities.
I absolutely love the tone of Paranoia. It definitely feels like a late 1990s independent thriller. Considering that’s when the script was originally conceived and written that is no surprise. The first comparison that comes to mind, in terms of tone, would be David Lynch’s Lost Highway. Paranoia carries a very somber and mysterious vibe allowing every dark, isolated, and imposing element to soak deep within an audience. The high definition cinematography is handled with great competence. This looks like a very high grade feature film shot by people with the talent and tools to realize their vision. Handheld camera work is smartly and realistically done. Many big budget filmmakers like to add excessive shakiness to their handheld work, but from the independent filmmakers I’ve seen, they take a far more subtle, natural approach. That’s what we get here, but there are plenty of instances where the camera is locked down for more rock solid compositions and still moments. While no director of photography is listed in the credits, I believe director Ryan Mitchelle is to credit for all the camera work. He and gaffer Jerrid Foiles created a very solid and consistent lighting scheme for this film. Strong shadows are used throughout to great atmospheric effect. A minor thought of mine was that some of the dialogue scenes could’ve used a few master shots to get more than a single actor in frame. However, the coverage they have is quite good with different angles and focal lengths, and Mitchelle does a very fine job as the film’s editor. He keeps an even, consistent pace that allows the tone to flourish amongst the tension and suspense of the story. Some of the sound effects editing could’ve benefited from a little more volume or some reverb filters to integrate them more realistically into their environments. As an independent filmmaker myself, sound editing is probably the hardest art to craft if you don’t have professional grade tools and skills at your disposal. As the DVD commentary makes clear, Mitchelle made sure that the production audio was as top notch as possible, and the quality of it is very highly admirable and consistent. The only piece of ADR that he mentions, a scream from Claire, is exceptionally and seamlessly done.
The score for the film captures the absolute perfect mood. Michael “Skitch” Schiciano uses a very somber and mysterious mix of piano chords and synthesizers in his score. At most times, it reflects the dark, lonely, isolated feeling of the film in a man alone roaming the streets not knowing what to make of the next moment. The music is very in sync with what Mark Bishop is going through and feeling every step of the way. At times, it has an ominous, pulsating relentlessness that is very unnerving, and perfectly complements the chilling and fearful aspects of the film. You could definitely get an early John Carpenter vibe from the synthesizer part of the score, a la They Live, Prince of Darkness, or Assault on Precinct 13. Schiciano does one hell of a remarkable job, and I’m glad to know that Jones and Mitchelle continue to retain his services for their subsequent films.
Paranoia has a superb twisting and turning surrealism to it. It gradually eases you into it the same as it does Mark Bishop. It’s a slow descent into a psychologically twisted reality. To a point, you can buy into this all being in Mark’s physically and emotionally exhausted mind, but eventually, things deconstruct to where you know there’s something more at work. Both the screenplay and the film itself nicely craft these subtle elements, and allow them to discretely pile up until the flood gates break wide open. Some might call the ending a twist, but it has far more substance than most twist endings. This is essentially the whole third act of the film, and deals with the meanings and repercussions of what is truly going on. I still fully felt for Mark Bishop through to the film’s end due to the character I came to know for over ninety minutes. Again, this a testament to Brad Jones’ very realistic and emotional performance, and the quality of the script written.
Paranoia really is a style of movie that I would’ve loved to have made. It’s a very smartly written and executed film with a great atmosphere and tone that I find fascinating. Ryan Mitchelle did an excellent job with Brad Jones’ material. He is a very intelligent filmmaker who brings a high grade, respectable style to Paranoia. The films Brad Jones directs always have a gritty visual quality to them reflecting his exploitation film influences, but for this film, the sleeker style is definitely to its benefit. However, I do agree with Brad Jones that the film does play even better in black & white. The stronger noir aesthetic just seems to add to the isolated and dark atmosphere of the film, and the contrast lighting directly supports a film noir style. Brad has released an alternate “Writer’s Cut” of Paranoia for free viewing on his website which presents the film in black & white with some purposeful edits that adhere the film closer to the script he wrote. It also adds in some pop songs from the 60s and 80s which enhance the ambient, sadly emotional musical atmosphere. However, since he doesn’t own the rights or licenses to any of those songs, he cannot commercially release that cut of the film. Both versions of Paranoia are great, and have their own distinctive and excellent qualities. This is a very impressive and haunting thriller that strengthens my fandom of Brad’s filmmaking, and showcases the great talents he has surrounded himself with. I had the pleasure of meeting Brad Jones at Wizard World Chicago Comic Con 2012, and he was as interested in hearing about me as I was about him. He was the coolest, friendliest, most approachable person I’ve ever met, and it was truly a great experience hanging out with him. His light-hearted enthusiasm showed through regardless of fatigue, and I was glad to have been able to share my admiration for his work in person. I would highly recommend checking out the Writer’s Cut of Paranoia to help influence your decision whether or not to purchase the features-packed DVD from Walkaway Entertainment, as I did.
I have never been so bored out of my skull in a theatre as I was watching this movie. I’ve never walked out on a theatrical screening, but this tempted me to. Not because it’s some atrocious motion picture, but just by how boring it is. If I was watching this anywhere other than in a theatre, I would’ve stopped watching within the first half hour. I have thoroughly enjoyed all three previous entries in the Jason Bourne franchise, and while on paper this might seem to have a lot of potential to be a decent Bourne-less sequel, it entirely fails. There are so many factors that feed into the dull, lifeless quality of this film. Not the least of which are a flatly conceived new lead character and a mess of exposition trying to impart three movies of back story which ultimately have no consequence on this story. There is nothing exceptional or engaging in the least about The Bourne Legacy. Why must my summer movie experience be filled with so much disappointment? Oh well, here we go, again.
In the wake of Jason Bourne’s dismemberment of Operation Blackbriar, the CIA discretely enlists the expertise of retired USAF Colonel Eric Byer (Edward Norton) to investigate and purge all incriminating evidence between the agency and Blackbriar. The CIA then decides to dispose of their other black ops programs, which includes the termination of their field agents. However, Aaron Cross (Jeremy Renner), an agent from Operation Outcome, escapes from being executed in the Alaskan wilderness and, with the help of Outcome scientist Dr. Marta Shearing (Rachel Weisz), sets out to find a permanent solution to the Outcome physiological enhancement medication he has become dependent upon while fighting to survive those who would try to terminate him.
This is a very peculiar film. One would think that this would be a sort of fresh new beginning for the franchise without the Bourne character, but it’s weighed down to suffocating depths with back story which could easily have been excised for a far leaner and more streamlined story. If you haven’t seen the previous three films, you’re going to be so lost and clueless about what’s going on as characters bombard the audience with events that overlap with and fallout from The Bourne Ultimatum. However, after a while, the film ultimately has nothing to do with anything that happened in the previous three movies. Having seen The Bourne Identity, Supremacy, & Ultimatum multiple times, I was still lost within this maze of excessive and pointless exposition. There is such a massive volume of explanations of things that just don’t amount to anything. It’s not confusing, per se, but the prolonged complex dialogue scenes eventually blur into mind numbing ramblings very quickly. For example, Edward Norton’s character is meeting with so many people early on giving them a breakdown of what the ramifications are of everything that’s happening, but it’s so painfully convoluted and overbloated that the point of it all gets lost in the mix. I’m sure a far more focused and sharp screenwriter could’ve condensed fifteen minutes of exposition amongst numerous one-off characters into a straight-to-the-point two minute conversation. The film also gets so wrapped up in its own severe grounded realism that it forgets to clearly or efficiently relate information to an audience. Nothing is explained in laymen’s terms. Dr. Shearing fully explains what these chemicals do to Aaron’s physiology, but it’s explained in such pure clinical science terms that I would doubt that Cross himself would understand much of what she’s saying, let alone a general audience.
Some scenes are so drawn out to the point where they are counteractive to their own point. For a spoiler example, a team of undercover operatives try to off Marta by staging her suicide. They go under the guise of investigators or psychiatric counselors, and that psychiatric conversation is dragged on and on for several long, pointless minutes before they actually get around to attempting to stage the suicide. The act is only broken up when Aaron Cross shows up out of nowhere at her home, to which it’s never explained how he knows where she lives. It’s a terrible plot contrivance and a hole in logic that the filmmakers just expect us to not question. For all the mind numbing time they spend explaining everything else in this film, you’d think they could take half a minute to explain that.
This film has several great and highly capable acting talents in Jeremy Renner, Edward Norton, Rachel Weisz, and Stacy Keach, but there is just nothing here for any of them to work with. There are barely any proper introductions for any of these characters for an audience to even learn many of their names. If the film can’t clearly convey that simple aspect of the characters, it’s no surprise that the film never develops any substance into these characters. I barely knew anything more about these people at the end of the film than I did at the start. There is no depth and barely any diversity of emotion shown to build up an empathy with anyone. Every actor does as good of a job as they could do with what they were given, but this is such a lifeless, soulless movie with purely one dimensional characters. I was indifferent towards every single character, and that partially contributes to a lack of tension or suspense in the film. What also adds to that is the fact that Aaron Cross never sustains so much as a scratch jumping off cliffs and rooftops, fighting wolves with his bare hands, dodging gunfire, beating people up, and running for his life. Every adversary seems all too easy for him to take down, and thus, there’s no one that poses a real threat to him in any of the extremely few action scenes this film has.
The action sequences are very few and very far between. Where my review of the Total Recall remake suggested there was probably too much action and not enough character development in that film, The Bourne Legacy has an extreme lack of action in addition to an extreme lack of character development. The action sequences probably add up to ten, maybe fifteen minutes of the more than two hour long runtime. Ultimately, these are all terribly forgettable and tired action sequences. There’s nothing fresh or particularly exciting about them. Director Tony Gilroy had said that the film would not employ the use of Paul Greengrass’ notorious shaky-cam, quick cut action style. Well, he lied. While it’s not consistently as bad as what Greengrass does, it does eventually get to being that bad in the lackluster climax of the movie. As with the previous three movies, Legacy gives us another motor vehicle chase sequence. This time, it’s mostly on motorbikes, but like how some dialogue scenes drag on and on without a point, so does this climax. It seriously goes on for the better part of ten minutes where there’s barely anything at stake in it. The villain that’s chasing them is just some random hired gun who has no investment in the plot. The exposition about who he was got so jumbled up in all the other procedural dialogue that I never understood exactly who he was. I just kept waiting for this chase sequence to finally end, but it just kept picking itself back up off the pavement for more. And this ending has no pay-off. With no emotional depth to the story, there’s ultimately nothing anyone is actually fighting for, and thus, nothing to triumph over. There are no passionate principles or struggle for a new self-identity for Aaron Cross to dedicate himself to. There is no change to who he is at any point during the movie, and we barely know anything about him.
There is some back story given about Aaron Cross, but none of it mattered to me. His story isn’t tragic, it’s not conflicted, and it certainly has nothing sympathetic about it. The film takes well over an hour to actually tell us why he keeps jonesing for these meds, the same amount of time it takes for an actual semblance of a plot to develop, and the reason isn’t convincing. One of the pills he takes enhances intelligence and brain function, and his recruitment officer had to falsify his IQ by 12 points so he could qualify for service. He goes off the meds, he becomes dumb, again. So, his whole motivation in the film is to obtain more medication so he doesn’t lose his fabricated intelligence. That just doesn’t sell as a credible, relatable motivation. It lacks any self-less quality or humanity for an audience to connect with. I also find it peculiar that he has been physically enhanced to be stronger, faster, and more resistant to pain. However, Jason Bourne had none of those drug induced enhancements, and was still able to do every impressive physical feat that Aaron Cross could do in this movie and more. Not to mention, he could still do many of them while injured and beaten up.
As Jeremy Renner has demonstrated with both Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol and The Avengers, he can capably handle a role of this nature. He can give us a strong action oriented performance fueled by a relatable and charismatic character. However, that character is not Aaron Cross. He’s a guy fighting only for himself, and is only aided by Marta because she’s being hunted by these same people. After he initially saves her, he doesn’t start inquiring about her well being after nearly being killed. He straight up, aggressively asks if she has any of the medication on hand so he can get his fix. Cross has no charm, no heart, no depth. I don’t know if there was an intention to spark a romantic connection between Aaron and Marta, but Renner and Weisz certainly have no spark. I surely wouldn’t want Aaron Cross to be a carbon copy of Jason Bourne, but it’s hard to replace such a powerfully dimensional character in Bourne. Jeremy Renner handles all the physical demands of the role very convincingly, but the character just has nothing interesting to offer. It’s certainly not Renner’s fault that the script was so overbloated and shallow. The dialogue and story give him no room to breathe life into the role, to give it charisma, levy, or emotional depth.
The one word I keep going back to in my mind to describe this movie is “pointless.” The story it tells has no point, the characters have nothing purposeful to say, and the action serves little purpose to exist. This is a film that doesn’t showcase any potential at all to be good. It’s not a steaming pile of garbage, but it just lacks passion and motivation. The script seems like something that should’ve gone through a few more drafts to chop out all that tiresome, go-nowhere dialogue, and build some strong characters and a thrilling story. Doug Limon directed The Bourne Identity, and had a great sense of gritty, coherent action and a vibrant, character driven story. Despite the cinematography drawbacks of Paul Greengrass’ style, he is an amazing director who can craft a powerful, deeply emotional story with some hard hitting drama and action. Tony Gilroy falters greatly with The Bourne Legacy. He can write and direct some great stuff. Michael Clayton was an excellent dramatic film that he wrote and directed amazingly well, and has been a co-writer on every film in this franchise. So, I don’t know what happened here. Beyond just how he made such a terribly boring, lifeless, hollow movie, I don’t know how Universal Pictures backed this script. Usually franchise cash grabs are train wrecks or just reek of second rate indulgence. This is just not trying at all, and that just hurts. I wish there was more to analyze about this movie to deconstruct it further, but there really isn’t. It has no substance or ambition to be anything worthwhile. I found nothing interesting, exciting, or redeeming in the fabric of this film. Again, it’s not a horrendous film that will make you curse its existence, but it simply had no reason to exist. I do not recommend seeing The Bourne Legacy. I found it to be a waste of time. You’ll be far more pleased re-watching The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, or The Bourne Ultimatum instead.
I never cared for the original Total Recall from director Paul Verhoeven. It has always come off as a little too low grade and too strange for my aesthetic tastes. So, I had no qualms about this remake or re-adaptation of Philip K. Dick’s short story “We Can Remember It For You Wholesale.” Plus, trading the corny camp fun of Verhoeven’s movie for a more serious action thriller tone does more consistently appeal to my tastes. Although, I also did not have high expectations for this movie. The film seemed mildly worth checking out, and it turns out to be just exactly that. It’s surely not a bad film by any stretch, just an underdeveloped one that fails to truly grab hold of an audience tightly.
In the late twenty-first century, global chemical warfare has made the vast majority of the world uninhabitable, and Earth is divided into two superpowers, the United Federation of Britain and The Colony, who are locked in a battle for supremacy to unify the world. Citizens of The Colony and the UFB travel between the two nations via a super massive underground gravity elevator, called “The Fall”, which takes them directly through the core of the Earth, emerging on the opposite side of the planet in under 20 minutes. Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell) is a factory worker who, despite having a beautiful, loving wife in Lori (Kate Beckinsale), is plagued by violent nightmares and has grown tired of his monotonous life in The Colony. Welcome to Rekall, the company that can turn your dreams into real memories. For Quaid, the mind-trip sounds like the perfect vacation from his frustrating life – real memories of life as a super-spy might be just what he needs. However, when the procedure goes horribly wrong, Quaid becomes a hunted man. His wife tries to kill him revealing herself to be a highly trained undercover UFB agent. Finding himself on the run from the police – controlled by Chancellor Cohaagen (Bryan Cranston), the leader of the free world – Quaid teams up with rebel fighter Melina (Jessica Biel) to find Matthias, the head of the underground resistance (Bill Nighy), and stop Cohaagen. The line between fantasy and reality gets blurred and the fate of his world hangs in the balance as Quaid discovers his true identity, his true love, and his true fate.
This film showcased some potential. I think it had some very good talents behind it, and a solid, fresh direction on where to go with itself. As I said, there is nothing outright bad about this Total Recall. The action is sensational most times. There are very inventive action sequences all over this film backed up by some mostly excellent cinematography and editing. There are few hectic moments where it gets close to that shaky-cam quick cut mentality, but backs off it enough to avoid raising my ire. The more physically demanding action set pieces are greatly conceived and executed. Director Len Wiseman has always believed in doing stunts and effects as much practically as possible, and that always adds more punch to his action. Everything looked like real people doing real stunts, and that is immensely admirable. More effects heavy sequences are also nicely done with no CGI ever looking cheap. The visual effects teams did a remarkable job creating a very realistic, seamless futuristic world. Even the robotic soldiers appeared entirely photorealistic and interacted with the actual actors naturally. However, despite this, I couldn’t really get into the film like a normal action movie. Despite seeing it on opening night, the very large theatre I was in was barely one quarter full, if that much, and no one else ever seemed to have any rousing reaction to what was happening in the movie. It’s not the action that’s the issue, it’s the underdeveloped characters.
I don’t necessarily feel anyone was miscast in the film. I do feel that the screenplay did very little to develop Colin Farrell’s Douglas Quaid or any of the other protagonists. The beginning of the film is nicely setup as most anyone can relate to Quaid’s situation. He’s an everyman that’s a slave to the grind who just has the need for something more in his life, some kind of release. You can really sympathize with him through this part of the film as every element of it is wonderfully executed with the right emotional touches. However, once the plot kicks in, and he is thrust into this intense situation where he doesn’t know what’s happening or why, his character becomes terribly lacking in development or depth. The film has little moments here and there that try to have the audience connect with Quaid, but it’s just never enough. These moments just fall a little too flat because there’s no real substance behind them. Colin Farrell can be charismatic and very fun in the right roles. He does have the ability to give a very strong, dimensional, and entertaining performance. However, the script just doesn’t give his character enough depth for Farrell to sink his talent into. I never got all the way invested in Quaid to feel the peril or excitement of the situations he was in. I truly tried because I wanted to enjoy this movie, but these characters are not exciting. You never get into the soul of this character to feel his struggle, or wrap yourself up in his potential mind-bending confusion. While the action sequences are excellent, I just couldn’t get emotionally invested to care all that much of what happened in them.
The exact same goes for Jessica Biel as Melina. She’s supposed to be the love interest to Quaid’s alter ego, but there’s no spark present. The screenplay almost never gives the characters a moment to connect for the audience’s sake. I never felt a single strand of emotional bond between the characters, and that’s such a sorely missed opportunity to give the film some emotional substance. It’s so hard to even say whether or not Farrell and Biel have any chemistry together because the love interest angle is barely played up at all to know that. It’s really just 98% action sequences between them, and 2% character development. Even beyond that, the Melina character just doesn’t bring anything substantive to the table. Again, there is no emotional depth or scripted material to offer up an exciting performance. I was left with a rather blank impression of the character. Again, I don’t think the fault falls on Jessica Biel, it’s a failing of the script.
I also strongly believe that Bill Nighy was criminally underused in this film. His character of Matthias is meant to be an integral figure in this world, but he has essentially one scene which is not written the best it could have been. Matthias talks some philosophy about self-identity, but it’s very abrupt and clunky how the conversation starts. There’s no natural flow to it. It’s clear that his words are meant to have some meaning, but ultimately, become terribly hollow as the film explores none of the ideas he brings up. It feels very shoehorned in as a quick attempt to make him an insightful character, but it just came off as rushed and purposeless. I anticipated a more poignant and climactic meeting between Quaid and Matthias. I anticipated it being a scene where we learn more in depth about the man that Quaid was to gain perspective on the dichotomy between who he is now and who he was before. It would be a pivotal moment where Quaid has to make a real decision on who he wants to be, and what path he wants to take from here on out. No such moment exists in this film. The screenwriters seemed to give the minimal effort towards the conflict of identity in Douglas Quaid. There’s more confusion from him over the grand scheme plot than his own internal conflict, which is a gross missed opportunity in a film that seemed to have a lot of potential on the surface. It was also distracting that Bill Nighy put on an American accent for this role, which seems to have had no true purpose. He is also greatly low key. One would think that the leader of a resistance movement would be a naturally charismatic or inspiring individual, but Nighy plays Matthias with none of those qualities. I will say that it’s a nice change of pace to see the usually more intense and theatrical Nighy put forth a more reserved performance, but it just didn’t seem to fit here.
Conversely, the villains of this film are greatly charismatic, energetic, and very enjoyable. Kate Beckinsale is easily the best thing about the movie. Her scenes at the beginning as Doug’s wife are very heartfelt and genuine. There is no question about the authenticity of their relationship and love. However, once everything turns around on itself, she becomes an amazing villain. She drops her American accent and plunges full into her natural British one with a wealth of devilish charisma and dogged motivation. Lori loves the violent requirements of her job, and takes great, ruthless pleasure in hunting down her prey. Beckinsale can kick ass with the best of them as she is involved in some fantastic and stunningly impressive fight scenes which are very physically demanding. It’s amazing what she does in this vicious and entertaining role. She just eats up every ounce of villainy, and clearly has a wealth of fun in the process. I consistently loved what the film did with her right from the start all the way through to the end. I can’t say enough about Beckinsale’s performance here.
Also, Bryan Cranston just storms into the film with authority and charisma. He portrays a great bad guy in Cohaagen. He throws a lot of power into the character making him a force to contend with. You don’t need much convincing that Cohaagen is a cutthroat, menacing bad guy. He unquestionably feels like a man in power, a man in control that has some very sordid and diabolical plans setup. This is a role that could have easily gone over the top, but Cranston keeps the character grounded and realistic, as do all the actors. No one ever indulges in cheesy or corny contrivances. Tonally, it’s a far more serious and straight forward movie than the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger version. That’s a refreshing take, and all the actors really grasp onto that cohesively. It is great that the villains are very formidable and enjoyable, but when the heroes are downplayed so much, it really takes the overall entertainment value out of the movie. Had the heroes been as exciting and entertaining as the villains, this would be an immensely fun movie.
I noticed this next thing from the trailer, and it started to hit me more as the film got going. Total Recall seems almost like a science fiction version of The Bourne Identity. How Quaid just instinctually takes down all the armored police is dead-on to how Jason Bourne assaults the two police officers in the snowy park early on in The Bourne Identity. There’s even a secretly hidden safety deposit box number where Quaid goes to obtain passports and other spy trade gear, just like in The Bourne Identity. There are more vague connections here and there, but this issue dissolves quickly after the safety deposit box scene. It’s not something that really bothers me much now, but more something that snagged my scrutiny in the moment.
Again, the film mainly takes place in two different locations. The early part of the film is largely contained within the Colony, and I love the production design of it. It was nice to see Len Wiseman break out of his monotone funk, and give us a more varied, yet still restrained color palette. The Colony is almost always seen at night with shadowy lighting schemes which give the film a dark richness. Colors are not vibrant, but they have a strong atmospheric presence. Blues, greens, reds, and ambers accented by moody lighting really were a pleasure for my eyes. Everything had a seedy, almost noir quality to it. Considering this is all based on a work by Philip K. Dick, it’s no surprise that there is some Blade Runner feel to the design of this world, but it has plenty of fresh ideas to offer as well. The design of the city’s housing comes off as very utilitarian and modular that is continually built upwards. It looks very logical as a world that could practically exist in our own possible future. It also certainly makes for a great design element for the film’s early chase sequences as Doug Quaid is constantly falling downwards to street level as it progresses. However, it did seem odd that while the Colony actually used to be Australia, everything about the culture seemed more like Tokyo, Bangkok, or Singapore. I think it’s an amazing world that was created, but nothing is ever explained why Australia now has a predominantly Asian cultural aesthetic.
The United Federation of Britain has a far cleaner, but also sterile and bland design. While the film starts off with a very moody and dark visual style, it now loses a great deal of visual pop when moving into the UFB. Those scenes are almost entirely during the daytime, and I do very much understand and endorse showing the visual differences between the low class Colony and the more prosperous UFB. I just think a little more color could’ve gone a long way to improve the visual flare of this portion of the film. Everything is very white, very clinical making a lot of locales very indistinct. There’s no character or personality to anything in this environment. Much of this is meant to be London of the future, and that is definitely a city with a lot of cultural personality today. So, it would’ve helped to reflect some of that in these designs since the bulk of the movie takes place there. As it is, after a while, it all just blends into forgettable backgrounds.
Regardless of these production design choices, director of photography Paul Cameron does an amazing job shooting this film. It looks very slick and smart all the way through. His cinematography showcases a great sense of geography and composition in the hectic action sequences, and brings fine visual credibility to the dramatic scenes. It’s very beautifully shot and lit all the way around giving us a film that shows us where the money went. I truly got a wonderful cinematic visual sense from this movie.
Everything in these worlds is smartly designed. The robotic soldiers, the hover cars, the weaponry, and computer interfaces all appear to be part of a cohesive world. With this futuristic Earth being what it is, there are likely very few corporations or manufacturers, and so, much of this technology would likely be produced and designed by the same organizations. Everything has a practical and logic design to it. Nothing’s overcomplicated or ridiculous, which some future-based movies can lose sight of sometimes.
However, ultimately, it all has to come back to the script. I think Total Recall could’ve done with a little less action and little more time spent focusing on the plot. The action seems to just whisk an audience away to another part of the plot instead of the plot developing itself. We get explanations and motivations, but the details of this world are never fleshed out. We never get the true sense of division between the Colony and the UFB. We don’t get to know how both worlds live, and what the true cultural divisions are between them. We never learn if there’s a deep seeded resentment between the two, and “The Fall” is not given any poignancy by the characters. They never comment on it being a “symbol of oppression.” That’s only ever stated by news people in the film, and the film shows how the media is easily manipulated. While the Colony does feel like a lower class lifestyle, I never got the sense from the characters that it was an oppressive society let alone why a resistance movement was necessary. The story also never gives us a sense of breadth or impact on a larger scale. I didn’t really fear for the residents of the Colony later on when there’s a invasion force on its way. The film doesn’t take the time to build up the threat level to a fever pitch, or give us a foreboding sense of dread. The focus is too narrow and too shallow to make the stakes feel big enough. Total Recall had the tools and talent in most areas to develop these issues with some purpose and depth, but really didn’t push for it. Screenwriters Kurt Wimmer and Mark Bomback have done work on films that I have very highly enjoyed. Wimmer co-wrote The Thomas Crown Affair remake and Street Kings while Mark Bomback wrote the Hugh Jackman / Ewan McGregor thriller Deception and did re-writes on Constantine. So, I know they have potential for producing more well rounded and satisfying scripts, but Total Recall feels too focused on action and not enough on substance. That would likely make for a thrilling video game with elaborate action sequences, one different than the last with a lot of unique obstacles, but only moderately developed story strung between them. It’s certainly not that bad in this film, but you could probably take this exact script and hand it over to a video game developer without changing much.
There is a plot hole that puzzled me in how Cohaagen and his forces were able to locate Matthias. No reason is ever given on if they tracked Quaid and Melina, or even how they might’ve done it since the two of them traveled to meet Matthias via subway and Cohaagen’s forces all flew in. They just happen to be there, somehow, and storm in out of nowhere with no explanations. This is definitely a plot hole that none of the characters attempt to plug up at all. Total Recall doesn’t feel like a film with multiple plot holes, just a film that doesn’t develop it’s plot details or characters as well as it could have.
I’m sure there are those who will find some excitement and fun with this film. The action is marvelously well done and inventive. Len Wiseman has evolved into an excellent director of action. He knows the mechanics of creating solid and thrilling action sequences with competent, coherent editing and cinematography. There are absolutely no flaws at all with those aspects of this film. Leading up to the climax, there’s actually a zero gravity shootout in “The Fall” that was smartly done, but still lacks a sense of wit or rousing action to really rile me up. There’s plenty here to potentially enjoy, but I just never got enough substance from the film’s heroes to feel gung ho about them kicking some ass. Had the script given more time to the characters and developing the details of the world of Total Recall, opening it up for more depth, texture, charm, and emotional dynamics, I likely would’ve highly enjoyed myself. I would not be opposed to a second viewing of the film, but I wouldn’t expect too much of an improvement on my opinion. I would never classify 2012’s Total Recall as a bad movie, just fairly okay one. Its potential really shows on screen, but on the page, it just didn’t deliver.